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The Killer Donut

2009-04-18T02:13:00.004+01:00

this is the killer donut that fez tried to feed Shekeil,

As punishment shekeil made fez record the show for 10 minutes with his finger shoved up the donut, sweet revenge, although disturbing to the eye

Poor Fez

2009-04-10T20:42:00.002+01:00

What a shame, in this weeks show fez wasn't feeling like his usual charismatic self as he wasn't feeling so well, as usual shekeil took advantage and deemed that he was feeling this way due to having a side effect of a recent STD.
i found a particular highlight in the show this week, as during the webisode the boys talked about Chlamydia and Gonnariah. It seems the boys aren't too familiar on the side effects of some of the more popular STD's. Who could blame them, its sex education classes they ought to be blaming, I might suggest that they put on a sexpert to answer their questions on sexual health. especially shekeil iqbal as he seems to be the kind of man whom i would have imagined would regularly have randomised objected sex with anything that was living.
sort it fellas,

And it got shaved off.......

2009-03-28T01:38:00.005Z

He stood in an audience of hundreds and Revealed to them all that 56% of the nation though his chest hair was sexy and that he didn’t have to shave it in front of them, little did he know that the sheer groans of pity that fell onto fez's misfortunate became the reason to change Shekeil Iqbal mind and he agreed to shave his chest in spirit of comic relief.

I later on asked him a few questions:

1) Why did you change your mind?
"it was for the audience mainly, i wanted to bring smiles and laughs and if that meant me getting a chest cut, then bring it on i say, plus a small perverted part of me wanted it,"

2) How does it feel?
"i likes it, i feel i have the confidence to pull people that don’t like hair chested males, i was always kind of scared of that crowd as a little boy, i carried one of them female rape alarms, just in case, traumatic memories"

3)You where considered to WAX, why did you reject that method?
"if i was in the most biggest crowed in the world, full of adoring fans and comedy lovers, and washed out celebs like beppai from eastenders or that man in Robocop..who later on becomes Robocop, and if they cheer me and gave me love and admiration, then id do it, just one strip though, just one I tell you"

Pod Fiction Does Comic Relief

2009-03-10T15:25:00.005Z

Yes it’s that wonderful time of year when the nations greatest and funniest get together and entertain and amuse to raise money for some of the worlds poorest people. Yes it’s Comic Relief.
It’s no wonder why the boys at pod fiction where excited when an idea sparked to raise money and become apart of a iconic event of the British comedy calendar.
so this idea..... To put it simple, whilst recording the first episode of the first series of the show Shekeil in his weird and wonderful persona wore a low cut T-shirt top, revelling what he describes as his "manly chest treasure". Fez with his open minded approach and the gift of speaking his mind commented on Shekeil's chest hair to be "disgusting" "repulsive" and shekeil's favourite "you just touched your chest hair with your hand, and you’re holding a cookie, and now you’re eating it, oh my god". Shekeil being expressive defended his right to show it off whilst Fez refused and though it was a disgrace to humanity.

Behind the scenes shekeil always picks on Fez's side burns, referring them to farmer haystacks featured in frequent episodes of the Darling buds of May and possibly special appearances in Heartbeat.

The producers though it might be interesting if someone’s pride were to die in a scenario promised to amuse and entertain.

AN ONLINE VOTE TO DETEMINE IF SHEKEIL'S CHEST HAIR IS SEXY OR NOT

if it is considered by the public that Shekeil's chest hair is in fact an eyesore and something that would give children nightmares and the elderly strokes then on a live performance gig it would be shaved off in front of a live audience. And if sexy is picked by the nation, fez will have his sideburns shaven off ending his heartbeat saga.

A true comic challenge, both boys, defending their hairs, only one winner, voting will begin soon,
Promises to be a hell of an event
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